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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

look under under where under under where. under the couch

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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