What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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