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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

cats are pussies

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Man U

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

I have an erection My mom!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?