- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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