- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Women's rights

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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