- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Me

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Women's rights.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Women's rights.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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