my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This isn't funny.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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