- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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