- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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