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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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