What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

I had friends on the Death Star.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Brain fart

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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