Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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