- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Your face

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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