- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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