What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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