An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Womens rights

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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