What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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