- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Homosexualism is so gay man

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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