- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What's red and funny? The holocaust

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

A Serbian Film

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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