Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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potatoes

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Black people

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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