A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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