How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Anti Joke

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