- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

i'm hard

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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