What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Your future.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

whats 69+2? 71

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Women's rights

Today is March 22.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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