- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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