- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

taking out the trash... at night

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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