A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

j

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...