Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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