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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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