- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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