- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.