- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Cripples are lame.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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