I'm HIV positive.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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