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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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im at school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Your face is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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