- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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