- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Justin's humor

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

kieran scott has a huge back

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

womens rights

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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