what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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womens rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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