- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Whats two plus two? Miles

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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