Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Republicans

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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