Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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p

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jibby jobby

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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long in the tooth!

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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lol

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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u suck

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say cheese

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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