Tough crowd tonight...

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

1+2 = 6

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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