sharks

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Refrigerator

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Anti Joke

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