- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

woman's rights

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

The Holocaust

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Needless to say,

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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