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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

2 + 2 = 4

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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