- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Me Neither.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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