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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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