laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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