Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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