- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

A man sat on a chair

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!