The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Womens rights

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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