- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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