Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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