How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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