- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Your mam is so fat.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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