- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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