The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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black people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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