two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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