- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

I hate blackniggers

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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